Funny Roses are Red Violets are Blue Poems, Memes, Jokes (2024)

Read beautiful collection of funny roses are red violets are blue poems. “Roses Are Red” is the name of a classic children’s rhyming poem. It is also a class of poems inspired by that poem. Below is a collection of great Roses are Red joke, memes from famous writers. You might also be interested in our collection.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be single,
Than with someone like you

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Some roses aren’t red, Some violets are blue
Nobody’s wrong
Except maybe you

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
This card was expensive,
Take off all your clothes.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’m using my hand,
But thinking of you.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn’t.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
So glad I realized
I’m better without you

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Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’m a cougar,
How old are you?

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’m waiting for the day,
When we finally screw.

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Roses are blue
And violets are red,
Please reverse,
What I just said.

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Roses are red,
Here’s something new.
Violets are violet,
They’re not blue.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
But I wouldn’t know,
Because you never bring me flowers…

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Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I wouldn’t know,
I don’t get them from you.

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Roses are red.
By the end of the day,
You’ll be in my bed.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana

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Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
I’m hoping this poem,
Will get me a fellow

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’m bad at gardening,
And even worse at poetry.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a donkey,
And smell like one too.

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Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.

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Roses are red,
Violets are violet.
Here’s my number,
Why don’t you dial it?

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too

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Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Get out of my bed,
Seriously, who are you?

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Poems are hard,
And I am too.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you

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Roses are red,
Corpses are blue.
Sorry you’re dead,
I forgot you’re allergic to roses.

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Roses are red,
I’m going to bed.

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Roses are red,
Lettuce is green.
I like your legs,
And what’s in between.

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Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.

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Roses are red,
And ready for plucking.
Girls out of high school,
Are ready for… college.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I really messed up
Now what can I do?

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun,
Now get in the van.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You’re a pyscho,
But I still love you.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Faces like yours,
Belong in the zoo.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I am single,
Can we mingle?

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Roses are red,
Relationships are tough,
The reason I love you,
Is we hate the same stuff.

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Roses are red,
Violets are violet.
You be the co*ckpit,
And I’ll be the pilot.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Fudge is sweet,
Here’s some fudge.

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Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I messed up big time,
Now what can I do?

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
These jokes are getting old
And so are you

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty,
What happened to you?

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Roses are red, Violets are red
Everything’s red
Holy sh*t the garden’s on fire

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown
Who pooped in my garden?

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!

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Roses are reddish,
Violets are bluish.
If it wasn’t for Jesus,
We’d all be Jewish.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to order pizza,
And watch Netflix with you.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Onions stink,
And so do you.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.

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Roses are red,
Foxes are clever,
I like your butt,
Can I touch it forever?

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You’re a pyscho,
But I still love you.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m unoriginal,
This is all I can do.

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Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who the hell are you?

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I’m into you.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your webcam is on,
And I’m watching you.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’m a schizophrenic,
And so am I.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You snore like a bear,
But I’m still into you.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’m a schizophrenic,
And so am I.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Violets are blue,

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Roses are Red
Violet’s are Blue.
When I flush the toilet
I remember you…

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have five fingers,
The middle one’s for you.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sheep go baah
And cows go moo

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Roses are red,
The grass is green.
I want you in my bed,
If you know what I mean.

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Roses are red,
here’s something new:
Violets are violet,
not freaking blue.

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Roses are red,
And so are my lips.
So sit on my face,
And wiggle your hips.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Instagram’s down
Your Facebook will do

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Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
Everything is gray,
I’m a dog.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Even my mom’s
Funnier than you

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’ve got genital warts,
Soon you will too.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
My mom’s TikTok dance
Is cooler than you

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
What I though was vaseline,
Turned out to be glue.

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Roses are red
And if violets look blue
That’s ’cause anthocyanidines
Differ in hue

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